Everybody is using Scarlett Johansson’s birthday today as an excuse to
show a bunch of pictures of her big ole boobs. I skipped Acai berries
and that whole ‘get in shape’ thing during the last decade, I’ll be
damned if I’m missing out on this trend. Scarlett’s having a big year.
She got engaged to some French dude who runs an urban art magazine and Esquire named her Sexiest Woman Alive
